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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, June 11, 2011

perception of science

its often that people ask me things like "what does a scientist actually do all day?" "how do you discover stuff?" "do you have to stay up all night?"

no, i dont usually stay up all night. i go to observatories with big telescopes every couple months for a week or two to collect data (optical data can only be collected at night, but radio observations can be taken 24 hours a day!), but mostly i'm sitting in front of my laptop (mac, in case you were wondering) working away at various tasks.

its hard to portray in movies the thrills of data reduction, statistical analysis, computer programming, or the time it takes to think through problems after inevitably getting stuck a few times.  so they dont.  instead, they show flashy lab equipment or the eureka! moments or scientists using computers to zoom into fuzzy images to miraculously increase the resolution! oh, if only the universe worked that way!

in reality, my day-to-day office work is completely different every day.  to give an idea, here is a list various things i've been working on over the last few weeks:

  • organizing recent research into a paper to submit to a journal
  • writing a talk for the Astronomical Society of Australia's Annual Scientific Meeting
  • finishing a proposal to use the parkes telescope early next year (ie. learning how radio astronomy works) 
  • learning to use python
  • finally getting my webpage up to date
  • responding to the comments a journal made on a research paper i recently submitted
  • helping to clean up a data set ("data reduction") taken at the AAO so that it's science-ready
  • organizing travel trips to advertise my research results and get feedback from experts around the world
  • trying to keep up to date with the literature and what other astronomers are doing
  • refereeing a journal paper submitted by another astronomer somewhere in the world
  • brainstorming about developing new instruments for old telescopes  and their potential science
  • helping organize professional workshops taking place in sydney
  • and probably other things that i cant remember right now.

usually i focus on one or two tasks to accomplish each day and priorities are set by hard deadlines. for instance, the telescope proposal is due early this week, so thats what i'm focusing on right now. but i also told my collaborators i'd finish the data reduction for them by the end of the week, so thats important. and i'd like to present some new results in my talk at the upcoming meeting so i have to test something i think i found in order to make sure it is a robust result and not caused by an observational bias of some sort.

and to be honest, i'm a bit spoiled right now because i do not have large time-consuming obligations to the observatory where i work, nor am i solely responsible for advising any PhD students, or teaching any classes.  so i'm in the lucky position of really being able to focus on research productivity, pursue new collaborative projects, and engage in public outreach (visiting schools, talking to amateur astronomy groups and teachers, public science writing, and writing songs about previous planets, etc..:).  

there are many different science questions i'm thinking about at any given time, with the goal of actually learning something towards their solutions that can be shared with humanity through discussion and publication.  each idea pops around the different stages of the "science in reality" section below with the hope that no research gets lost in the doldrums

so anyway, all of this was sparked by this "flowchart of the perception of science in popular culture versus actual science" i saw at electron cafe.   enjoy!



Tuesday, May 10, 2011

becoming great

"you don't become great by trying to become great. you become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process."

another gem from xkcd.

Monday, March 7, 2011

ceres

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ceres is an object in our solar system that lives in the asteroid belt, between the orbits of mars and jupiter. ceres was discovered on 1 January 1801 and for the next 50 years, it was classified as an eighth planet in our solar system!

so what happened?

many bodies started to be discovered in the region between mars and jupiter, ceres just happened to be the first one we saw. william hershel first called them asteroids ("star-like") because "they resemble small stars so much as hardly to be distinguished from them, even by very good telescopes." planets, on the other hand, could be resolved at the time and features on some of their surfaces seen.

once it was realized that there existed an entire class of these objects, ceres was no longer considered a planet, but designated officially as "1 Ceres" since it was the first asteroid discovered.

a similar series of events recently caused the demise of pluto's status as a planet. astronomers started discovering many objects like pluto that even had the same strange orbital quirks as pluto. by the mid-2000s there were enough of these objects in the "kuiper belt" that mike brown argued, successfully, that pluto should no longer be classified as a planet.

in fact, he just wrote a book about his entire experience demoting pluto called "why i killed pluto, and why it had it coming." i'm reading this book right now and i can highly recommend it to anyone who might be interested in the story of pluto, or just generally in how astronomy/science is done.

anyway, i first started this blog around the time the IAU voted on pluto in 2006. you can read an entry about the process: here.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

the elements, a song

what do you get when you combine the periodic table of videos, a song called "the elements" by tom lehrer, and brady's editing skills? watch:

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

the big bang explained

thank you SMBC for giving a plausible explanation of the cause of the big bang :)

Friday, February 18, 2011

my blackberry is not working!

ronnie corbett and harry enfield star in this cute sketch from the one ronnie show from BBC.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

valentine's forecast

via central illustration

but dont despair because...


if you need some nerdy valentine love, check out this video where the chemists of the period table of videos produce the "perfect perfume."



also, check out the cards produced by stephoodie or previous valentine's posts here and here. thats enough about the hallmark holiday for this year.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

are you kidding me?


yes, it actually can get this bad.

UPDATE: and as sarah rightly points out in the comments, i/we receive such questions from both men and women.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

lessons from australia #1

always walk behind someone who is slightly taller than you (especially in the morning)...



comic from the oatmeal

Friday, January 7, 2011

we're searching for ET, but it's really hard to see

some clever folks recently made a parody of Ke$ha's hit song, "We R Who We R." i've never heard that song or seen the video, but i don't really feel that i need to after this. its almost a little embarrassing to watch, because of the ridiculousness of modern pop style, but the lyrics are actually really good and the background images are gorgeous!



those of you following the continuing debate about the potential for life to survive on arsenic, might take offense to the song's notion that the discovery expands the possible types of lifeforms that can exist.

i will leave you with some of the reasonable response from the makers of the movie:

We’d like to defend our honor just a little bit in regards to the arsenic debate. Certainly, we know it is a very contentious subject, but we felt we couldn’t really do the whole controversy justice in the context of this parody, so we went with the brief mention. Are we trying to say this is a comprehensive look at everything about astrobiology? Of course not, and we understand you weren’t implying that it was supposed to be. But if we can pique the scientific curiosity of even a few young people, and get them interested in pursuing this field, that’s a win for us.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

wireless

here's an excellent cartoon by jeff stahler, the editorial cartoonist for the columbus dispatch.


reminds me i need to figure out where the nearest library is...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

the ashes

the ashes is a long series of cricket matches played between england and australia every 18 to 30 months (?). i dont understand cricket. i dont understand it so much that i have no idea why the ashes is actually a series of test cricket matches instead of just regular cricket.

i know the matches can last for days and i know that my friends in england, who care about cricket, are very excited that im in australia right now. apparently they feel i am somehow obliged to be happy (and brag?) about england's recent performance.

anyway, while i lived in england i was too excited by all the soccer games i could watch to bother paying any attention to learning the rules of cricket or rugby. notice how i called it soccer instead of football? thats because here in australia the word football could potentially mean like 3 different sports, so i've cut out all ambiguity and gone back to calling my favorite sport simply soccer!

i'm at a loss when it comes to popular sports in australia because there is rugby league, rugby union, cricket (and apparently test cricket), aussie rules football, and good old soccer. this SMBC cartoon summarizes my knowledge... just substitute any of the above for football except, of course, soccer.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

whats the opposite of a white christmas?

i have severely failed the first battle with my new oven. i have no idea what happened... the cookies were in for no longer than 5 minutes! apparently the temperature was a lot higher than where i thought i placed the marker on the dial.


::hangs head in shame::


so... what's the opposite of a white christmas??

a tan christmas!

...i'm heading to the beach :)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

a giant in the snow

although its entirely too hot here down under, i can appreciate this clever snow trick. i guess they took the photo from an apartment building??


via bbc
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